Uma Musume CN Server Pools Gone Permanent — Players Declare Bilibili's Horse Officially Brain-Dead

Uma Musume's Chinese server just hit another iceberg. Players discovered that the gacha pools have quietly been set to 'permanent' — in gacha game terms, this is the unspoken industry signal for 'we're done updating.' Bilibili's horse (the CN server, colloquially called '叔叔的马' or 'Uncle's Horse') appears to have flatlined for real this time.

The NGA comments erupted immediately. When someone asked 'didn't it come back before?', a veteran player nailed it: 'Before it was Uncle's horse that died, now it's Auntie's horse too' — implying the entire ops team has scattered. Another commenter delivered the most iconic take: 'Uncle's horse is officially a vegetable now — can't live, can't die. Hilarious. Just pull the plug and bury it already!'

Some estimated 'another year or so and it'll be six feet under,' while others zeroed in on the real mystery: 'We still have no idea how Uncle's horse actually died.' That's the biggest unsolved puzzle here — no official shutdown notice, no end-of-service countdown, just a slow, silent fade into oblivion.

As for the cause of death, the community has a few theories floating around. The most credible is the 'version mismatch' theory: one player analyzed that 'the most likely scenario is the submitted review build didn't match the live version, someone reported it, and regulators dropped the death penalty.' Another added 'nine out of ten — censorship issues have never resulted in punishment THIS severe before.' An even juicier theory involves the in-game 'Arima Memorial' event — the Arima race references Arima Yorinori, a convicted Class-A Japanese war criminal, and sources claim the CN version failed to scrub this reference clean.

One player asked the real question: 'How is this game still limping along? Mahjong Soul and Dream Link both got shut down immediately when they ran into problems.' Fair point — compared to those clean executions, Uma Musume CN's zombie state is somehow even more baffling. Someone even joked they saw claims of 'Uncle's horse is planning to operate for 25 years' — peak dark humor.

The most practical advice came from a thoughtful commenter: 'If Uncle's horse really dies, remind all the spenders — stop using premium currency immediately, save all your payment receipts, and you might claw back a few bucks during refunds.' As for the final theory on the cause of death? Someone blamed it on the legendary 'Mongolian upper-lane solo' — classic NGA shitpost energy to wrap things up. Bottom line: Uma Musume CN is in the ultimate limbo — no announcement, no shutdown, no updates. Players are on their own.