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Mysterious Survey Pairs Call of Duty Mobile With Path to Nowhere — Players Baffled by the Crossover Nobody Asked For, One God-Tier Reply Steals the Show

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A mysterious, source-unknown survey somehow listed Call of Duty Mobile (CODM) and Path to Nowhere (无期迷途) as options side by side — two games with wildly different aesthetics, audiences, and gameplay that have absolutely zero business being in the same category. The moment this screenshot hit NGA, the comment section erupted.

The first soul-searching question came from user '光年LightYear' on Floor 1, who wrote in bewildered Traditional Chinese: 'I genuinely can't think of any overlapping player base between CODM and Path to Nowhere.' This simple question perfectly captured everyone's first reaction — a hardcore FPS mobile shooter and a waifu-centric tower defense/strategy gacha are from two entirely different universes.

But the real showstopper was Floor 2. User '自走麓仁贾' dropped a single devastating reply: 'Uh... aren't they both games for 沙文男 (sha nan) players...?' — and the entire thread detonated. 'Sha nan' is Chinese gaming slang for overly sensitive, easily triggered male gamers who love starting arguments in every thread. The reply was a masterclass in double-edged humor — a so-called 'innocent' observation that managed to roast both communities simultaneously. Peak dark comedy energy.

The response triggered a full-on chain reaction. Floor 3 offered a sober take: 'The overlap between COD's audience and Path to Nowhere's audience won't be high, and they probably can't coexist peacefully.' But Floors 4 through 13 were basically a worship ceremony — 'GENIUS!', 'This psycho made me laugh', 'I'm jealous of your talent', 'You elevated this post to a height it doesn't deserve' — the comment section turned into a mass genuflection before one legendary shitposter.

However, the real deep lore came from Floor 14. User '三色猫又' dropped a lengthy exposé revealing an even more absurd truth: the collab between CODM and Path to Nowhere was a full-blown circus act from the start.

According to the commenter, this was a one-sided paid collab — CODM shelled out the money for the crossover, only for Path to Nowhere's reputation to crater right after. CODM gained zero new players and caught stray hate in the process. They could at least self-deprecate about being a 'collab graveyard,' but then something even more unhinged happened: Path to Nowhere announced their CODM collab launching April 30th, and in a desperate bid to salvage their tanking April revenue, they also moved up their JoJo collab to the EXACT SAME DATE — April 30th.

This maneuver officially crowned CODM as the ultimate clown: you paid for a collab, and your partner immediately pivoted to shill someone else on the same day. As the commenter brutally put it: 'It's just like Path to Nowhere's own players — they got cucked for absolutely no reason.' Floor 16 piled on: 'What a clown show. A one-sided collab is bad enough, but Path to Nowhere has already gone full female-oriented — why would you collab with a COD mobile game?'

From a baffling survey screenshot to a god-tier 'sha nan game' roast to the absolutely wild collab saga underneath — this post is a perfect case study in 'the more you dig, the juicier it gets.' CODM paid to collab with Path to Nowhere, only for the other side to trash their own rep AND announce a same-day JoJo collab to steal the spotlight. These two games appearing together in a survey? That's just cosmic-level dark humor at this point.

Worth noting: the collab details in this post come from community member claims and have not been officially confirmed or denied by either game's publishers.

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