Thousand Year War's New Character's Affection Storyline Goes Nuclear: Yuri Character Sleeps With the Male MC Just to Get His Sperm and Impregnate Her GF

What's the most unhinged affection storyline you've ever seen in a gacha game? Players of Thousand Year War (千年战争) just dropped a jaw-dropping answer today — the new character Bunchuu (闻忠) sleeps with the male protagonist in her R18 affection story, but her real motive is to harvest his sperm and personally impregnate her beloved Mononobe (诛子). Yes, this is canon. No, this is not a copypasta.

Here's the setup. This banner features dual 6-star Black rarity characters: Mononobe and Bunchuu. Bunchuu is head-over-heels for Mononobe. One player pulled Bunchuu because they loved her art and wanted to awaken (break through) her, which requires maxing character level and reaching 100 affection (the default cap).

Key mechanic: female characters have separate all-ages and R18 (with HCG) versions of their affection stories, while male characters only get all-ages. Affection stories unlock at 30 and 100. There IS a bypass — a rare awakening orb item that maxes affection instantly with no material cost — but most players grind the stories.

And then comes the R18 story bomb. Bunchuu gets intimate with the Prince, but the whole purpose is to obtain his 'little swimmers' (精子) so she can personally impregnate Mononobe and bear their descendants together. She even declares she won't let anyone else have the chance to knock Mononobe up.

The original poster vented: 'I'm not asking for the MC lovey-dovey concentration to be super strict or exclusive, but a "yuri trick-the-protagonist-into-sex" setup? I don't think this belongs in a game with this kind of positioning.'

The comment section erupted. Someone quipped: 'She likes YOU? Know your place, you green-horned cuck' — full savage mode. Another player was genuinely confused: 'Wait what? She uses the MC's sperm to knock up another female character??'

But the most devastating comeback came from veterans who listed the game's track record of wild plotlines: The Empire Princess sleeps with you just to get another man's attention, and cries during the act. The Empire Strategist says sex is fine but kissing gets you slapped. You get used as a substitute for someone's yuri crush. And — the cherry on top — Mononobe herself, the SAME banner as Bunchuu, sleeps with you partly to make Bunchuu jealous so Bunchuu will rail her even harder afterward.

Veteran player's one-liner summary: 'First day playing this game? This is just how Thousand Year War rolls.' Turns out Bunchuu's shenanigans, while wild, might just be Tuesday for this franchise.

Some tried to analyze rationally: 'For a yuri couple, she could've gone to a sperm bank but chose to sleep with the MC instead — and for ML (master love) fans, this is straight-up emotional fraud.' But the profile-checking crowd showed up immediately with 'checked homepage, sees FGO and Blue Archive, satisfied and leaves' — dragging the whole debate into tribal war territory.

As for the 100 affection storyline, one player added: 'Same energy at 100, just different CG. They end up sleeping together, and the Prince says he doesn't expect her to still be there when he wakes up.' Ah yes, the Thousand Year War version of romance — smash and dash.